CRUD Challenge: Demonia

Mar. 15th, 2026 09:04 am
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Demonia (1990) dir. Lucio Fulci

In 15th Century Sicily, five nuns are crucified in a chamber of their convent. This is somehow seen by Liza Harris (Meg Register), an archaeology student, during a seance in Seattle in 1990. Her mentor, Canadian archaeologist Professor Paul Evans (Brett Halsey) scoffs at her vision as superstitious nonsense. He instructs her to get ready for their upcoming expedition to modern-day Sicily.

Oh look, the seaside village in Sicily where the dig is to be held just happens to have an abandoned Fifteenth-Century convent exactly like the one Liza saw in her vision. But they're not here for that, instead working on a nearby amphitheater from back when this was an Ancient Greek colony. The dig crew is warned that they'll get no support from the locals, though British ex-pat Porter (Al Cliver) notes that none of the villagers will ever give a straight answer as to why. (We later find out that's because anyone who actually explains the problem also dies.)

Despite the fact that the expedition is not there to investigate the convent, and it is specifically off-limits to them, Liza finds herself compelled to explore it. She discovers that this place is indeed the one from her vision, and the crucified nuns are still inside. Soon after, people begin to die one by one in horrible ways.

Inspector Carter (Lucio Fulci) of Interpol suspects human involvement, perhaps outspoken local butcher Turi DeSimone (Lino Salemme). But local medium Lilla (Carla Cassola) has another explanation, one that seems to fit the facts better, even if it's more outlandish.

This is late-period Fulci, and really shows a lack of budget (an electric light is clearly visible in one of the 15th Century scenes.) The plot's kind of incoherent and after the opening crucifixion scene takes a long slow approach to setting up all the violence in the back half.

But there are individual cool scenes and some pretty scenery. There's even a mostly funny running gag about Robbie (Francesco Cusimano), a small child that the married couple who are part of the expedition brought along, and his inability to stay clean for even two minutes (seriously, you brought him to an archaeological dig, there's dirt everywhere.)

I'm also kind of amused by how bad of an archaeology student Liza is, being freaked out by long-dead corpses (normal ones, not the crucified nuns), and breaking through a wall without getting proper documentation.

Content note: It's a Lucio Fulci film, so heavy on the gory deaths, including eyes being gouged out and someone being torn in half. Infanticide (not gory.) On-screen extramarital sex (genitals covered). Male and female toplessness. Child in peril. Older teenagers with morbid tastes should be fine, but maybe skip for sensitive viewers.

This is lower-tier Fulci, but still pretty enjoyable if you're into his sort of movie. A decent choice for a slow afternoon or early evening.

Wednesday Reading Meme on Tuesday

Mar. 10th, 2026 08:11 am
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I’m posting Wednesday Reading Meme a day early this week, as tomorrow I am heading out on my Massachusetts trip! Not planning to take my computer with me so probably will not post until I return, bearing news of a Katherine Hepburn film festival, fancy tea at the Boston Public Library, and (if all goes well) a visit to a maple sugaring operation.

What I’ve Just Finished Reading

Eliza Orne White’s I, the Autobiography of a Cat, a charming book from 1941, with adorable illustrations by Clarke Hutton (one features a cat batting at an ink pen; cats never change). A cat tells us about his life with a lovely old lady in her beautiful home, where our cat accompanies her on her daily walks around the veranda. (She is blind so uses the veranda rail as a guide, and he walks ahead so she can stroke him from time to time.) Delightful. Always happy to read another book in cat POV. My main contemporary source is Japanese works in translation, but there was clearly a boom in this sort of thing in mid-century American children’s publishing.

I also finished E. Nesbit’s The Wouldbegoods, which perhaps suffered very slightly because I didn’t read The Treasure Seekers first (mostly because I spent the entire book wondering “Who is Albert and why are the Bastables staying with his uncle?”) but overall a pleasant read about children getting up to shenanigans in Edwardian England. Loved the bit where the children decide to walk to Canterbury like the pilgrims of old.

What I’m Reading Now

Zipping through Sarah Tolmie’s The Fourth Island, which is a delight! There is a fourth (magical) island of Aran, where lost people wash up from time to time, and the locals help them build houses and fit into the local community. A little bit Dinotopia although without the dinosaurs.

What I Plan to Read Next

Plotting my trip reading! I have four books on my Kindle: Patricia C. Wrede’s Caught in Crystal, Andrea K. Host’s Stray, George Gissing’s New Grub Street, and Kaje Harper’s Nor Iron Bars a Cage.
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We begin Hornblower and the Hotspur with Horatio Hornblower standing at the altar with his blushing bride Maria, desperately informing himself that they’re not married just yet! There’s still time to run for it! Only he can’t bring himself to commit the cruel act of leaving her at the altar, so instead he stands there like a lump and gets married.

This is one of the most inexplicable marriages I’ve ever encountered in fiction. It appears that Maria confessed her love for Hornblower and Hornblower was unable to think of any response except “Will you marry me?”, despite the fact that he doesn’t love her, in fact doesn’t think he should ever marry, and lives in dread of passing his temperament on to his children. (I should note that he is in no way honor bound to her before the wedding: she’s not pregnant with his child and he didn't seduce her. He didn't even flirt with her! He just existed in her general vicinity and she fell for him.)

He then spends the rest of the book asking himself “What would a good husband do?” and then enacting the part of a good husband, in much the way that he sometimes enacts the part of a good captain.

[personal profile] littlerhymes and I discussed many possible explanations for Hornblower’s behavior, none of which were entirely satisfactory, but to be fair, what WOULD be a satisfactory explanation?

1. Hornblower is a deeply closeted gay man who is marrying Maria for reasons of social pressure. However, there seem to be plenty of bachelors in the Navy, so it’s unclear how much social pressure he would actually be experiencing, especially since he seems to have no family clamoring for grandchildren/an heir.

(Whether or not he’s gay, there is alas little evidence here that he sees Bush as more than an excellent lieutenant, although Bush is clearly still nuts about Hornblower. The bit where Hornblower fails to mention his own act of heroism in a letter to the Gazette and Bush is like “It isn’t RIGHT, sir.” And also the bit where Bush is tells Hornblower he’s worried about Hornblower’s health and Hornblower is like who cares about this SACK of MEAT that is my BODY.)

2. Hornblower is SO deeply repressed that he can’t cope with the fact that he is experiencing the weakness of having a human emotion (“love”), but actually does love Maria on some level. He keeps feeling surprising upswellings of tenderness for her. Also, he castigates himself severely every time he DOES experience an emotion (or also human weaknesses like “sleepiness” or “hunger”), which I feel has probably damaged his ability to recognize emotions at all.

But even if he loves her, he clearly doesn’t have a lot of respect for her. Might love her purely in the sense of feeling an animal attraction, and also gratitude for the fact that someone cares about him? He muses at one point that it’s strange to be going to sea with someone on land who gives a damn about him.

3. Hornblower doesn’t think that he deserves nice things, so he marries Maria to make sure that he will have a wife who is ill-suited to him, as he deserves.

Oh, also there are some sea battles and stuff. Hornblower is sent with the fleet to capture some Spanish ships carrying a fortune and then has to hare off chasing another ship at the opportune moment so he doesn’t get a share of the massive amount of prize money. But then the Crown takes the money anyway so he actually would have gotten nothing even if he had been there.

I’m pretty sure these Spanish treasure ships formed the basis for a similar incident near the end of Post Captain, only you better believe Jack Aubrey was on hand to win his part of the prize money. I finished Post Captain confident than Jack could pay off his debts and marry Sophie, but now it looks like maybe he won’t be getting the money after all…?

We will find out in HMS Surprise, but not for about a week, as I am setting off on a trip to Massachusetts on Wednesday! [personal profile] littlerhymes and I will resume our sailing voyages once I return.

CRUD Challenge: The Avengers (1998)

Mar. 8th, 2026 08:59 am
skjam: Skyler Sands as a UNIT soldier (Unit)
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The Avengers (1998) dir. Jeremiah S. Chechik

The Prospero Program, a method of manipulating weather patterns to create an atmospheric shield over the United Kingdom, has been compromised. It is now completely non-functional. The chief suspect is Dr. Emma Peel (Uma Thurman), one of the project scientists. While she was caught on camera at the time of the malfunction, she was also somewhere else at the time. Odd. The Ministry, led by bickering commanders Mother (Jim Broadbent) and Father (Fiona Shaw), assign top agent John Steed (Ralph Fiennes) to investigate Mrs. Peel, or whoever was impersonating her.

It quickly becomes apparent that the most likely perpetrator is Sir August de Wynter (Sean Connery), eccentric Scots laird, weather-obsessed climatologist and furry. His top goon Bailey (Eddie Izzard) and other minions create a series of challenges that complicate the investigation. And is there a second Emma Peel, or is she leading a double life?

This movie was a homage to the much-loved Diana Rigg seasons of the British television series The Avengers which blended spy action with science fiction and a bit of humor. (I've reviewed a later season of the show on this blog before.) As such, it falls prey to many of the problems associated with "modern" movie remakes of classic television shows.

The first of which is that much of the charm of those seasons was the specific chemistry of the main characters as played by Patrick McNee (who gets a fun cameo) and Diana Rigg (who declined the offer.) Mr. Fiennes and Ms. Thurman are fine actors who do adequate work here, but simply remind us of how much better the originals were in this particular combination. A poor editing job by studio management makes hash of the plot, and wastes "Evil Emma".

I do have to admit there's a lot of style here, starting with some innovative but hard to read opening credits. We get quite a bit of British quaintness, including multiple sessions of tea. The special effects are good for the time period. And Sir August gets to chew scenery magnificently, even if some of his character traits seem based on the seedier side of Mr. Connery's personal life. I do wish they'd leaned more into the furry thing.

Content notes: Quite a bit of violence, sometimes lethal. Male nudity, played for laughs (no genitals). Mrs. Peel barrels through a bit of gender exclusion. Interestingly, Father's blindness is never actually mentioned aloud, so the audience has to infer it. (Points for that.)

This is one of those movies that isn't quite as bad as its reputation at the time, but was entirely unnecessary. It's an okay watch if you're a fan of one or more of the stars.

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